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Cialis. That is what we are going to write about today…..Cialis. Long ago, in a land far far away, there were men that were no longer men. Why do we say that they were no longer men? Well, time had passed and they could longer get and maintain an erection. Everyone knows that an erect penis is what defines a man, so these men were no longer considered men. This led to cheating wives, broken families, and sometimes even to war. These men lashed out out of frustration wreaking havoc across the land.

In experiments, some of these men were able to achieve partial erections via manual means. Some tied bands around the base of their penises to trap the blood. This was partially effective but caused damage in some cases and reduced sensation at times also. Another approach they discovered was connecting to their vacuum cleaners. Mildly effective, not the cleanest, and not the longest lasting solution.

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Along comes the medical industry to save the day. Through many trials and tests and all sorts of other wizardry the medical industry comes up with a magic pill called Cialis. It is discreet, can be taken in advance, and performs the magic of a youthful body. Again men across the world can achieve and maintain erections. One little pill and they are restored to the glory days of their youth. Wives stay home, families are restored and peace begins to spread.

What caused this failing of manhood in the beginning you ask? Well, although it has been studied in depth, there is no one specific reason pointing to the downfall of the erection. Too many drugs? Too much alcohol? Eating the wrong things? Other medications? Getting fat? Getting old? Having an ugly wife? Living in the alaskan tundra? many possible things can contribute to the failure of erections but one thing can be agreed upon…..no matter the contributing factor, it is a condition not appreciated by anyone.

So, visit your local physician. Have a long, candid, embarrassing discussion about your failure of a penis and get a prescription for Cialis. Take that prescription to your local pharmacist and quickly shove it across the counter while wearing a ski mask so that they don’t know who you really are….just say you are filling the prescription for a friend. Once the prescription is filled, take it home, pull it out of the bag and pop one of those magic pills, even though your wife is out of town, just to see if it will work on her return!

Success? Yay Cialis! New friend and new happiness achieved!

John Rogers

I have been working in General Practice since 2006.